I’m no fan of day time TV…well of TV in general but for some, especially those who are overly inquisitive about bettering themselves while abstaining from exercising or other out-of-doors activities that might make them venture outside midday, daytime TV holds a certain clout in life. I’m referring to Rachel Ray who recently gave a wondrous review to a Mobile Spinach client’s product called the Air Repair Kit. This three bottle, two tube set of hydrating lotions, mists, creams, milks and balms is designed to bring back the healthy skin you boarded the flight with before the moisture-void vacuum of the fuelselage turned you into Joan Rivers older non-existence sister.

Right now Mobile Spinach is having a deal on The Air Repair Kit for all you jet-setters:

Get 30% off the Air Repair Kit as seen on Rachel Ray and protect your skin when you fly!

I’ve never really noticed my skin blotching out or drying up during my times at thirty-five thousand feet but now that the Air Repair Kit has made me self-aware I’m sure I’ll prune up next time I’m in 14F. Better use that Mobile Spinach discount I guess.

So of course I’m joking and I can’t wait to use The Air Repair Kit. I’m sure it will make me feel like I’m diving into a blue pool of winter fresh gum, in Ireland, naked, while eating a Peppermint Patty, getting sprayed with a fire hose full of Bianca and soaping myself with Irish Spring with a big soapy brush. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.